The Deviant Grimoire: Witchcraft with Real Results!
You've Been Warned
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You've Been Warned ++
The Deviant Grimoire was originally published in 2015. I had plans on rewriting and publishing again but that’s not going to happen. Instead, I’ll slowly upload it here. I am rewriting it as I go. Please Enjoy!
Dedication
I fix these words for the working Witches,
the ones who carve difference with bare hands,
who dare change, who live unshackled and unapologetic.
This Grimoire is yours.
To Hekate, torchbearer, key-keeper, bone-mother, without you, this Witch would not stand.
To the King and Queen of Faery, I bow in gratitude for the sight and knowing you have pressed into me.
To my students, past, present, and those yet to come, know that every page was shaped with you in mind, every lesson written as an ember for your fire.
And to those who have endured:
the silenced, the broken, the unheard. This work is a spell for you. May it remind your tongue of its sharpness, your heart of its weight, your spirit of its power.
Introduction + Foundation
Introduction + Foundation
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Every book begins with a threshold. This one begins with a dare. Here you’ll find the reason this Grimoire exists, the story of how I answered the Witch’s call, and the blunt warning: Witchcraft is not for everyone. If you’re still here after this, you’re ready to step in.
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Without foundation, a Witch is nothing but driftwood. Too many cut corners, toss out what unsettles them, or treat Witchcraft like a costume. A Deviant Witch knows better. This lesson calls you back to the roots: know what you are doing, know why you are doing it, and embrace the discomfort that forges strength.
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What is a Deviant Witch? Not sanitized, not sugar-coated, not a PR-friendly caricature. Here we strip Witchcraft back to its cunning, spit-and-blood, love-and-curse origins. This is where we name ourselves, claim ourselves, and refuse to apologize for the fullness of who we are.
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Weakness in Witchcraft is not about niceness or cruelty — it’s about denial. About refusing the shadow, about weekend dabbling, about coddling yourself with half-truths. In this section, we break down what it means to be weak, what it means to be strong, and why censorship and sugar-coating disempower us all.
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Can anyone become a Witch? The short answer: no. Witchcraft is a calling, a birthright, a dangerous devotion — not a hobby anyone can pick up for fun. This chapter explores who can, who shouldn’t, and why some are made stronger by the Art while others are undone by it.
Click Here to Read the Full Section!
I also did a sort of Live discussion on Patreon that you may want to check out!
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Behind every charm, herb, and chant are currents and spirits with their own teeth. Witchcraft has always been dangerous — and denying that danger is one of the greatest disservices done to new witches. This chapter is a reality check: power comes at a price, and ignorance is no shield.
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Labels like “good” and “bad” are illusions. The Rede, the Threefold Law, karma — all of these rules have been used to water down the Craft and shackle witches into niceness. Here we talk frankly about ethics, choice, consequence, and what it actually means to take responsibility for your power.
I decided to break this into Four Sections! Click each to read them in their entirety.
Ethics I: Good Witch / Bad Witch?
Ethics II: Rede, Threefold Law, and Karma
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A Witch is always of service — to their Craft, to their spirits, to their gods or none at all. Service is not groveling. It is answering the call when you feel the pull, even when it stretches you past your comfort. This chapter dives into what service means in practice, and how discernment keeps you sovereign within it.
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The initiatory vision: a descent, a hedge, a sabbat. This guided passage leads you into the deep current of Witchcraft itself, where you are claimed, remade, and never the same again. This is the closing threshold of the Introduction — the last warning before the real work begins.
+ Psychic Witch +
+ Psychic Witch +
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“The first requirement of being a witch is to be awake, awake to yourself, awake to the world, awake to the currents that flow unseen.”
Every witch is born with psychic faculties, but most are lulled to sleep by a world that teaches us to deny them. This first lesson explores what it means to awaken: how to recognize your innate psychic gifts, how to sense energy around you, and how to begin cultivating awareness as the foundation of your Craft.
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Psychic perception doesn’t erase the physical senses, it extends them. Here we examine clairvoyance, clairaudience, clairsentience, and other “clairs” not as supernatural novelties, but as natural senses long ignored. Through exercises and practice, you’ll begin to re-train your subtle awareness.
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Divination isn’t fortune-telling fluff, it’s training. Tarot, runes, scrying, pendulums, and dreams sharpen the clairs, proving your intuition in real time. This post shows you how to use tools not as crutches but as mirrors, building skill through practice and proof.
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Meditation isn’t just relaxation — it’s training. Trance isn’t just daydreaming — it’s doorway. This section explores practical methods of entering altered states, deepening focus, and using vision as a tool for divination, spirit work, and spellcraft.
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Every spell, every ritual, every working is built on the same foundation: energy. In this lesson you’ll learn to ground, center, shield, and raise power — the essential skills that protect you from burnout and empower your workings to manifest cleanly.
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A Witch who cannot manage energy is like a juggler who never learned to catch. Power without control is chaos.
From Golden Spheres to Rose Hedges, from juggling energy currents to marshmallow shields, this is where psychic hygiene becomes art. Learn layered, adaptive methods that protect, filter, and empower. Because a Witch without shields is a feast. -
The difference between dabblers and witches who thrive? Record-keeping. Here you’ll learn how to track, test, and decode your psychic language, turning doubt into confidence and “maybe” into proof. Your journal becomes the crucible of trust.
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Ignore your gifts and they won’t go away, they’ll backlash. From poltergeist phenomena to psychic burnout, this section confronts what happens when you repress awareness. Denial breeds chaos; ownership breeds sovereignty.
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Anchor your psychic current in form. This ritual shows you how to create a poppet as a living vessel, charged, programmed, and awakened as an ally. It’s the climax of the arc: vision, energy, and spirit bound into one.
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The closing reflection of the Psychic Witch arc. Tools are mirrors, tests are proof, but trust is the marrow. This capstone ties the work together, reminding you that sovereignty isn’t in the cards or the poppet, it’s in you.
Epilogue: The Journey of the Psychic Witch
You’ve just walked the crooked road of the Psychic Witch. Along the way you’ve:
Awakened the inner current.
Named and trained the clairs.
Worked with tarot, runes, scrying, and dreams.
Learned meditation, trance, and vision as doorways.
Built shields, from golden spheres to hedges of roses.
Balanced roses, marshmallows, and elemental fire.
Strengthened confidence through journaling and testing.
Faced the cost of denial, and chosen ownership instead.
Birthed a poppet and welcomed an ally.
Closed with the truth: that tools and tests mean nothing without trust.
This section wasn’t about parlor tricks. It was about sovereignty. About learning to claim your perception as real, your senses as valid, your current as yours.
Because the Psychic Witch is not passive. The Psychic Witch is not timid. The Psychic Witch is awake, tested, shielded, and unashamed of their sight.
So carry these lessons forward. Keep your journal. Weave your shields. Breathe into trance. Sharpen the clairs. Talk to your poppet. Trust your knowing.
This is only the first grimoire path. Other roads, of craft, of spell, of bone, of shadow — still call. But you’ll walk them with clearer eyes and steadier footing because you chose to awaken here.
The current is humming, Witch.
Pick it up. Live it. Wield it.
+ Magical Timing +
+ Magical Timing +
There is never enough time to do everything, but there is always enough time to do the most important thing. -Brian Tracy
Welcome to the Magical Timing section of the Deviant Grimoire. This is where we stop pretending that spells float in a vacuum and start facing the truth: timing matters.
Not because you’ll “fail” if you don’t do it at the right moment, but because aligning with the hours, days, and moons is like casting with the wind at your back. Ignore it and you can still work. Ride it and your craft hits harder, faster, cleaner.
Witchcraft is rhythm. The earth turns. The moon waxes and wanes. Days carry the fingerprints of planets. Hours breathe like tides.
When you ignore timing, you’re working against currents. When you learn timing, you’re bending those currents into your hands.
The old saying goes: “The right spell at the wrong time is the wrong spell.” That doesn’t mean you should be a prisoner of the clock. It means that when you can choose, why not choose to work when the whole universe is already humming the same note?
What This Section Covers
This series breaks down the living rhythm of magical time:
Hours of the Day — Clockwork Bwitches
Sunrise vs. sunset, numerology of hours, and how the clock’s hands tell you whether to attract, banish, or confuse.Days of the Week
Each day is flavored by a planet and a current: Sunday for the Sun’s vitality, Monday for the Moon’s intuition, Tuesday for Mars’s fire, and so on. We’ll break them all down for love, wealth, protection, healing, malediction, and witchlings.Moon Phases
From New to Full to Waning to Dark, the moon’s cycles shape spellwork more than any other rhythm. We’ll map how each phase amplifies or resists your magic.Planetary Hours & Astrological Timing
If you want to get nerdy, planetary hours and elections let you carve the clock even finer. Not required, but powerful.
Don’t turn timing into a prison. If you need to cast now, cast now. But if you’ve got the choice? Stack the deck. Catch the current. Ride the clock like a broomstick.
Take notes. Track what happens when you time your work to the Sun, Moon, or Saturn. You’ll build your own personal grimoire of correspondences, sharper than any book.
You are a Clockwork Bwitch now. Time is not your enemy. Time is your accomplice.
So lean in. Learn the rhythm. Break it when you need to. Command it when you can.
Because a Witch who owns time doesn’t wait for power, they arrive on it.
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The hours breathe their own currents, sunrise for beginnings, sunset for release, midnight for power. From numerology of the hours to clock-hand magic, learn how to bend time itself with chants, blips, and common-sense witchery. Because a Witch who owns their hours doesn’t wait for fate, they schedule it.
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Each day carries the weight of its planet:
Sunday burns with solar vitality,
Monday hums with lunar intuition,
Tuesday sharpens Mars’s blade, and so on.
This series breaks down every day of the week for love, wealth, protection, healing, malediction, and even witchling work, giving you seven currents to ride, or subvert, with precision.
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The Moon is the Witch’s metronome.
New moons plant,
waxing moons build,
full moons blaze,
waning moons banish, and
dark moons devour.
In this section, you’ll learn how each phase amplifies or resists your spellwork, and why eclipses are not for dabblers. Timing your craft to the lunar rhythm is the difference between pushing uphill and flying with the tide.
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For witches who want to carve the clock finer, planetary hours open another layer of timing. Each slice of the day is ruled by a planet, amplifying its influence,
Mercury for messages,
Venus for love,
Saturn for bindings, and beyond.
This section shows you how to stack planetary hours with days and moon phases for precision spellcraft without becoming a prisoner of the clock.
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+ The Spirits + Gods + Ancestors +
+ The Spirits + Gods + Ancestors +
The Spirits, The Gods & The Ancestors
A Witch’s Companions, Witnesses, and Co-Conspirators
Every witch worth their salt eventually realizes this crooked path isn’t a solitary march, it’s a crossroads. Around you gather voices: the breath of wind through branches, the murmur of old stones, the roar of gods older than memory, the steady hum of bloodlines that refuse to be silenced. Spirits. Gods. Ancestors. Whether you speak to them or not, they are already here.
But let’s cut through the sugarcoating: not all of them are kind, not all of them are safe, and not all of them deserve a place at your table. Witchcraft isn’t blind worship, it’s discernment. It’s choosing which currents to feed and which to starve. It’s knowing when to bow, when to bargain, and when to walk away.
This section of The Deviant Grimoire is about relationship, in all its beauty and brutality:
With spirits, we’ll explore land, plant, household, and crafted-object spirits, and how to approach them with respect instead of entitlement.
With gods, we’ll strip back the gloss of “god shopping” and talk about what it really means to be called, courted, or claimed.
With ancestors, we’ll face the truth: bloodline doesn’t always mean benevolence. We’ll work with the three streams, blood, chosen, and witch-line, and the freedom to honor, reject, or reconcile.
And running through it all, we’ll dive into offerings, the heartbeat of reciprocity that keeps these relationships alive and balanced.
If you’ve been told witchcraft is just herbs and candles, surprise. Witchcraft is also courtship, negotiation, and sometimes confrontation. To walk this path is to stand in the presence of powers that will test you, shape you, and occasionally knock you flat.
Welcome to The Spirits, The Gods & The Ancestors.
Take what serves, discard what doesn’t, and above all, keep your wits sharp.
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Spirits are everywhere, in the land, the trees, the corners of your home, and the tools you touch. Working with them isn’t about demanding obedience but about building respect, listening, and knowing when to keep your distance. This post explores the many kinds of spirits witches encounter, how to recognize their presence, and how to form relationships rooted in awareness and accountability.
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The Gods are not accessories. They are not trophies for your altar, nor hashtags to boost your aesthetic. When you court deity, you court immense power, and immense risk. In this section, I strip away the fluff and get honest about what devotion really looks like, how to discern the real from the wishful, and why a Witch doesn’t need a god to be valid, but if you do work with them, you damn well better mean it.
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Witches are thrice blessed in their ancestry: blood, bone, and spirit. This section briefly explores the beauty of Ancestors.
+ Sacred Space + Circle Casting +
+ Sacred Space + Circle Casting +
There is never enough time to do everything, but there is always enough time to do the most important thing. -Brian Tracy
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Temple or threshold, circle or breath, this section shows you both ways. Learn to set and bless a physical working room, carry an inner temple wherever you go, and wake the spirit of place with a glance and a promise. Includes a Dark-Moon-powered cleansing rite (salt scrub + whipped body butter), a step-by-step inner-temple practice, and fieldwork for turning any room into a living, responsive sanctuary, fast.
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+ The Witch's Pyramid +
+ The Witch's Pyramid +
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+ The Altar +
+ The Altar +
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+ Esbats + Sabbats +
+ Esbats + Sabbats +
There is never enough time to do everything, but there is always enough time to do the most important thing. -Brian Tracy
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Relax, It’s Only Magic!
+ Meditation & Visualization +
+ Meditation & Visualization +
There is never enough time to do everything, but there is always enough time to do the most important thing. -Brian Tracy
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